These jokes are soley for entertainment. They're are not ment to be directed at making any stereotype, racial, or any prejudice jokes with a serious attitude.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree?
A: Wave to her!!!

Q: What do you call three blonds in a corner?
A: An air pocket!!!

Q: What's the difference between a brick and a blond?
A: After you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for three weeks nagging!!!

Q: Why do blonds make poor ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together!!!

Q: What the difference between a blond and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you get aon a trampoline!!!

Q: How do you know when you're done screwing a blond?
A: She says "Next"

Q: Why don't blonds make good limo drivers?
A: Every time the car stops she tries to get into the back seat!!!

Q: What do you call a blond with her hair dyed black?
A: Artificial Intelligence!!!

Q: How many blonds does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: 100...1 to stir, 99 to peel the M&M's!!!

Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
A2: Their mothers told them not with their mouths full.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
A: She didn't know what ONE came first.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get screwed up when they're on their back.

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.